(Source: samanthapanther)







bloodynight-life:

nice try






heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

tasteslikeregrets:

fuuuck-ed:

brain-deaddd:

omg, i am about to cry <3

before i leave i had to post this, seriously omg please watch it xo

omg, GOOD PARENTING AWARD IS GIVEN TO THESE KIDS PARENTS. 

(Source: sunkissedsanity)





br0otal:

awww



What's wrong with our society.
  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO





heyfunniest:

(Source: standingalittletallerr)